Do you buy short books or like them real thick?
Do you ponder or buy on a whim real quick?
Do you like your comedy dark
With footnotes full of snark?
And how would you like your own limerick?
THE RUDE EYE OF REBELLION is officially on the market, and author JRH Lawless is offering a special gift to readers who shell out for the hard cover edition!
Specifically, he’s offering to send you an autographed postcard with a personalized limerick using any three words of your choice.
Here’s how it works:
Step 1: Post a photo of yourself holding your hard cover edition of THE RUDE EYE OF REBELLION to Twitter using the hashtag #RudeEye. And don’t forget to include the three words you want in your limerick!
Step 2: JRH will follow you and send you a Direct Message on Twitter to get your address for your postcard (U.S. and Canada only). Or, if you prefer, you can choose to receive your limerick by email anywhere in the world!
It’s as simple as that!
Ready to buy?
Prefer an ebook? That’s cool, too, but no gift for you! (Other than, you know, the gift of laughter, and really, what better gift could there be?)
What’s that you say? You haven’t read ALWAYS GREENER yet?
Well, you can understand and enjoy RUDE EYE perfectly well without having read the first book first… but still, you might as well start at the beginning: